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Recent Movie Reviews

Birth of a Stern Birth of a Stern

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

No point.

Absolutely no point, and you can hear where the loop loops, and it causes a jerk in the animation....and yeah. Absolutely no fucking point. Come up with a goal for your flash before you try submitting it. This is fine for practice, but doesn't belong here.

Truth about Masturbation Truth about Masturbation

Rated 4 / 5 stars


GAH! That image is stuck in my brain! Must wash my eyes. Nah man, that was hillarious. We left that running on our bosses computer. . . she saw it and was rolling on the floor lauging for 20 minutes. (ah how nice it is to work where there is a sense of humor. . .perverted humor, but there nontheles) :P

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Mice:Tribute Mice:Tribute

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad at all.

Good job. Loved the song too. I had been listening to it not just 5 mins before I reviewed your flash. OhohOhohOhohOh! Its just a tribute!

Recent Game Reviews

Rainbowsphere Rainbowsphere

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nicely done

*looks below at the troll* Y'know. .. they say don't feed the trolls, but this guy has voiced a very specific bit of stupidity. . . . Undertaker21. . . . oy

Graphics do not make a game great. . . Pac-Man had the 'worst' graphics of its time. It was a game that was using 2-frame sprites, and a wire maze, when everything else was using, 10, or 15 frame sprites.

How many of those other games are remembered today?

I think undertaker just thinks its crap 'cause he sucks at jump-puzzles. . . .

Particles Particles

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy mother of Half-life gumballs!

Great game man. Great game. I've taken to using this as a warm up to playing first person shooters now. . . Any way I could get a exe version of it to install or something? Would be awsome to have cause when I go to lan competitions they disconnect the internet. :P I managed to get to 13 before I poofed the last time. I sneezed and that did me in. Heh.

Pico Sim Date Pico Sim Date

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Seriously, that was good. By far the best 'date' sim on the site. Creative twist on the typical mechanics, the art coulda been a bit better, but it was really good as it is. And the ending, man, I laughed for 15 mins. It was well worth the time I spent to get to it. Of course, I woulda said that the time was well spent anywhoo cause I got to beat up on emo's, and neo-nazi's.

Tip, max intelligence quickly, then strength/charm. Int lets you lay the BLAM down on the emo's. Before the game was over, I was screaming stuff like 'Kame! Hame! HAAAA!' and 'Fatality' and such at my computer. Ah, but I degress, I had to much fun I think.

Recent Audio Reviews

The Turtle Song The Turtle Song

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad

Ya deserve a review, The editing/timing was great, till about halfway therough when you hit that 3rd layer of editing, and then things got convoluted, and off beat. Still, good work, worth listening to, and definately worth a re-visit to pick up some proper edits in that mid-section to make it all work out.

Khuskan - Angels Khuskan - Angels

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I was very intrigued by this peice. I fell in love with your base-line the moment it first started.

Now, as to musicians playing it. . . . I'm gonna run this piece by some of the directors and students here at the college I go to. . . . That is, if you don't mind. I'd love to get this recorded, and with your permission, would do the best I could to do so.

Khuskan responds:

If you could mail me one of those recordings, it would be great. Would be damn awesome to hear it on live recording :D

Khuskan - March Khuskan - March

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not Quite

Doesn't really seem like a march to me. Its not really the upbeat, coppy style associated with a march. Its more of a ballad. Best person to listen to to get the 'march' style would be John Phillips Sousa. Listen to a few of his songs, and go to a few marching band contests (not the show-band ones, the ones where they actually play marching songs, like Texas Tech, or some of the Army Bands)

I liked it, but it had no bottom end support. Overall, not your best work, but not your worst either.